
- PLATFORM
- Steam
- GENRE
- Adventure · Indie
- RELEASED
- 2020
- DRM
- Steam
- STUDIO
- Joe Richardson
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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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About The Procession to Calvary
The Procession to Calvary was developed by Joe Richardson and published by Akupara Games . The release date was April 8, 2020. The genre is characterised as Adventure and Indie. Contains cartoon violence/nudity, occasional strong language and adult themes.
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8 Story Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him... Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!? Features • Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items. • Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works. • Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey. • Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently. • Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you... • Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic) • Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it. Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
The Procession to Calvary compatibility
- Steam Deck
- Unknown
- Linux
- Supported
- macOS
- Native build
PC requirements come from the game's official Steam storefront listing. PriceSpawn does not estimate hardware requirements when a separate tier is not available.
MINIMUM
Minimum: • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system • OS *: Windows XP • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core • Memory: 2 GB RAM • DirectX: Version 10 • Storage: 1 GB available space
RECOMMENDED
Recommended: • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system • OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core • Memory: 4 GB RAM • DirectX: Version 11 • Storage: 1 GB available space
Source: Steam store page
Where to buy The Procession to Calvary cheap
The Procession to Calvary launched at $9.99 in 2020. On the canonical US/USD baseline, the lowest confirmed-unrestricted total is $0.21 at Kinguin, which is -98% off the recommended price.
On that same baseline, official stores start at $9.99, so the keyshop route saves $9.78 on this title. That saving comes with a trade-off: keyshop listings are resold keys, and a listing marked as a gift is not a standard key. The key type column above tells you which is which.
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The Procession to Calvary — frequently asked questions
- What is the cheapest price for The Procession to Calvary?
- On the canonical USD comparison baseline: $0.21 at Kinguin — -98% off the $9.99 RRP. Use the country selector for regional prices.
- Where can I download The Procession to Calvary after the purchase?
- The Procession to Calvary activates on Steam. After buying you receive a key or a direct licence, redeem it in the Steam client, and the game stays in your library permanently.
- Is it cheaper to buy The Procession to Calvary from a keyshop or an official store?
- On the canonical USD comparison baseline, a keyshop is currently $9.78 cheaper: $0.21 at Kinguin against $9.99 at Steam. The keyshop listing is a resold key, so check the key type and region first.
- Is The Procession to Calvary Steam Deck compatible?
- Steam Deck compatibility data is not available for The Procession to Calvary yet.
- Can I play The Procession to Calvary on Mac?
- Yes, The Procession to Calvary has a native macOS build.
- Is The Procession to Calvary Linux compatible?
- Yes — The Procession to Calvary runs on Linux, either natively or reliably through Proton.
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